Food Blog Humor: Food as Science Project / Mystery Meat

Here’s a heads up to food PR personnel — your choice of descriptive words is crucial as to whether or not a product sounds right or plain weird or downright humorous.  I received this press release from an agency in a major Midwest city. It said: “Hi Karyn, Remember Steak-Umm Sandwich Steaks?  They’re back!  But they’re not just for sandwiches anymore. Now, Steak-Umm can metamorphose into anything from breakfast burritos to shepherd’s pie, American chop suey, sloppy joes, and more.’  They cook in 90 seconds or less straight from the freezer, so they’re always there when you need them, and they’re
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Energy Drink in a Grenade Shaped Bottle

Bomba Originally uploaded by Klis. There are gimmicks that work and those that don’t. I don’t have a sense of humor about war. I’m from the era of let’s give peace a chance, flower power, tie-dye, like a Rolling Stone… Here’s an energy drink made in Austria that is making its way across the U.S. in targeted (pun intended) cities. This product offends me so I’m not even going to share its attributes according to the press release. I guess you could say this is anti-publicity but we all know that bad publicity is still good. Make love not bombas.
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